I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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