I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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