You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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