She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
