You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
