you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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