yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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