Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
