2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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