My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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