I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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