I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
