He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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