Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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