You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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