I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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