No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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