Apparently you make a good broom.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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