dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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