Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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