(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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