my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
ttyl tear gas
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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