Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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