I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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