cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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