Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize