i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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