On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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