im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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