Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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