There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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