I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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