Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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