i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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