i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he fucked my hip out of place.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
