forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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