I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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