I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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