dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
