Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
