Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
