Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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