At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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