But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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