we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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