i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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