i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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