I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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