But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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