yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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