Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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