is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
