I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Randomize
